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A fire-fighter and a farmer are sitting in a pub, on the piss. Farmer says, "I bet you my blue heeler dog can run faster than your truck" "Bullshit," says the farmer. "But I'll take him on" The fire-fighter jumps into his truck with the dog on the road next to him and he floors it. 30...40...50...60 all the way to 100 with the dog keeping up the whole time. The firey slams on the brakes and brings his truck to a screeching halt. "That's fucking incredible!" says the firey to the farmer. "I've never seen a dog run so fast. But what's that red ring around his neck?" Farmer says, "That's his asshole. He's not used to stopping so quick."

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jackmeough A mong moderator deletes jokes that get picked up and shared on X for thousands of likes and they've convinced someone sickipedia can be monetized again?!. That's hilarious and sad at the same time. Best of luck.

5 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough 😀 ive never bought a gem mate

8 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough 😀 ive never bought a gem mate

8 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough The clown who runs this site has at last, screwed the pooch. Sickipedia. Proof that Evolution can actually work backwards

9 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough I mean FFS. We stood by u u dickhead when u lost ALL OF OUR JOKES over years! And u repay us with this ballix? I will buy 50 million diamonds if u buy a pair of concrete shoes u balloon

9 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough WTF happened to this site? Jesus H Christ .

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