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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled .....so I told her to fuck off.

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nausicaa Your use of a dictaphone shows your age

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nausicaa Max speed set slower than the UK edition

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nausicaa it seems to have gotten rid of chum at least. I'll take my ban on the veranda

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nausicaa Shouldn't the hands on the clock be pointing to 9 and 7?

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nausicaa You just have to hit it 20 damn times

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nausicaa Entrance round the back

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