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Some drunk guy walked up to me in the pub and bet £10 that he could jump higher than a mountain. 'Easy money', I thought. The guy balanced himself and then hopped a few centimetres in the air. He looked triumphant. I scoffed, "Well, looks like I won. I don't think you jumped higher than a mountain there...". But still grinning, the drunk leaned towards me and sneered, "mountains can't jump, ye thick twat!"

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hadoken Universally Krap (I'll get my coat)

9 hours ago - View Post

hadoken Hilarious, but why go through the trouble of making a picture of it when just writing it would have done the trick?

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jellyfrost I’ll get you butler

21 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis …the cops have released his identity…. ….Anthony Williams.

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risco Leo is never funny, so stop!

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risco Except school shootings. Trannies have taken over in that demographic!

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