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An English man, a Scottish man and a Chinese man are on a plane across America and it crashes into the desert and before it goes down the pilot sends out a distress call, so after 2 weeks a rescue team find the wreckage of the plane and next to the plane they find the English man and according to the coroner the man died because of dehydration. Then another week goes by and they find the Scottish man, and again the cause of death is dehydration. So after another 2 weeks they find the Chinese man roaming around the middle of the desert and they're all in amazement at the fact he managed to survive this long in the desert and so they ask the man " How did you Survive this long? " and the Chinese man says " Me no dumb, me no siwwy, me drink water fwom my wiwwy. "

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