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7 years ago-Events-New Ferry Gas Explosion-Post Rating : 1

A bloke goes for the job of cook on a ship. The geezer who is interviewing asks "Can you fry eggs". "Can I fry fucking eggs! I"ve worked in some of the top hotels in England" replies the bloke... "Give me half a dozen." So he"s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one-by-one over his shoulder towards the frying pan which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan. "That"s amazing," says the interviewer "but it must have been a fluke." "A fluke! Give me a dozen" says the bloke. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale so there"s now eighteen unbroken eggs sizzling in the frying pan. "Well then do I get the job" "No, you fuck about too much!!"

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dogsbody14 Cringe.

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dogsbody14 @newagenazi...You'd have a job to know that,peado migrant fucker, we buried her over 20 years ago! But,what you know about 20yr old? Way too old for YOU!

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sicklpedia Haha had a lot of you there, it seems. Even the actual admin commented on here without telling you all it was bullshit.

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newagenazi If it was a picture of your mum dogfucker, it would be dribbling out of her ass

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dogsbody14 Ffs! Change your insults and grow up lennywankstain...be original for once,you peado monce

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dogsbody14 What the fuck are you spluttering on about lennywankstain? Nice of you to use a picture of your mum though!

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