A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked. And with pain in his voice he replied, "The balcony."
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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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