At a health spa I couldn’t wear my glasses as it was so steamy, and I accidentally went into the women’s sauna. Suddenly, a dozen nude women come in, so I stood perfectly still in a corner. Fortunately, it was too steamy for them to see me properly. But they crowded round and said, “That’s a lifelike statue.” Then they stroked and caressed me, saying, “It’s very smooth as well.” They even rubbed their nude bodies against mine and said, “It feels very warm.” What happened next was inevitable, and they said, “It even dispenses hand cream.”
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risco Jesus fuckin’ Christ, this was barely amusing when it was doing the rounds in the 90’s you pitifully sad unfunny fuckin’ tosser.
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risco Boom, boom, how much of a sad tragic cunt to you have to be in order to post Basil Brush content on here? You pathetic loser.
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scorpiox666 This is a good, festive meme ! - Just ignore all ther negativity 👍
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dogsbody14 Too much kiddy porn stops originality, you certainly make that obvious!
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