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At a health spa I couldn’t wear my glasses as it was so steamy, and I accidentally went into the women’s sauna. Suddenly, a dozen nude women come in, so I stood perfectly still in a corner. Fortunately, it was too steamy for them to see me properly. But they crowded round and said, “That’s a lifelike statue.” Then they stroked and caressed me, saying, “It’s very smooth as well.” They even rubbed their nude bodies against mine and said, “It feels very warm.” What happened next was inevitable, and they said, “It even dispenses hand cream.”
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