An old man walked into a barber's shop for a shave and a haircut. He told the barber he couldn't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks were wrinkled from age. The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told the old man to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he'd finished, the old man told the barber it was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, "You'd just have to bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
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scorpiox666 I posted this to make a point - There's 8 of you that instantly downvote practically every meme - You're the ones that are ruining this site
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scorpiox666 …the ‘thumbs down’ option exists in order to show dissatisfaction to the puerile yrs-old shit that you & many others, to the detriment of this once great site, post in the demented belief you’re funny…. ….only a cretinous tosser such as yourself could get pissed off with folk legitimately using a feature for the purpose the creators intended, you Pakeh brained fuckin’ idiot.
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dogsbody14 @newagenazi...You'd have a job to know that,peado migrant fucker, we buried her over 20 years ago! But,what you know about 20yr old? Way too old for YOU!
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sicklpedia Haha had a lot of you there, it seems. Even the actual admin commented on here without telling you all it was bullshit.
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newagenazi If it was a picture of your mum dogfucker, it would be dribbling out of her ass
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