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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Old Age-Post Rating : 0

An old man walked into a barber's shop for a shave and a haircut. He told the barber he couldn't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks were wrinkled from age. The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told the old man to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he'd finished, the old man told the barber it was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, "You'd just have to bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."

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dogsbody14 Cringe.

2 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 @newagenazi...You'd have a job to know that,peado migrant fucker, we buried her over 20 years ago! But,what you know about 20yr old? Way too old for YOU!

2 hours ago - View Post

sicklpedia Haha had a lot of you there, it seems. Even the actual admin commented on here without telling you all it was bullshit.

3 hours ago - View Post

newagenazi If it was a picture of your mum dogfucker, it would be dribbling out of her ass

3 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Ffs! Change your insults and grow up lennywankstain...be original for once,you peado monce

4 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 What the fuck are you spluttering on about lennywankstain? Nice of you to use a picture of your mum though!

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