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dristarg

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Pulling-Post Rating : 0

I invited a girl on a date, but she replied, "I'll only go out with a man who's got twenty million in the bank, drives a Maserati and has a ten-inch dick." So I went away, then came back a few days later and said, "Right, I've reduced my bank balance from ninety million to twenty million, traded in my Lamborghini for a Maserati and had four inches cut off my fourteen-inch dick. Now will you go out with me?"

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