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I invited a girl on a date, but she replied, "I'll only go out with a man who's got twenty million in the bank, drives a Maserati and has a ten-inch dick." So I went away, then came back a few days later and said, "Right, I've reduced my bank balance from ninety million to twenty million, traded in my Lamborghini for a Maserati and had four inches cut off my fourteen-inch dick. Now will you go out with me?"
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scorpiox666 This is a good, festive meme ! - Just ignore all ther negativity 👍
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dogsbody14 Too much kiddy porn stops originality, you certainly make that obvious!
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