Another oldie. A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a cat. The landlord asks what they want to drink. “a pint for me and what would you like?” he asks the animals. “ a pint for me too please “ says the ostrich. “ I’ll have a large whisky but I’m not paying for it “ says the cat. This exact scenario goes on for three nights. Intrigued the landlord asks what this is all about. “ well, “ says the man, “ I rubbed a lamp I found in the loft and a genie appeared and gave me a wish and I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy.
1 people reacted
1
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
Freshly Dug from the Graveyard
Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)
dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle
41 min ago - View Post
dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?
2 hours ago - View Post
bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.
2 hours ago - View Post
risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.
3 hours ago - View Post
risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.
3 hours ago - View Post
Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)