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5 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 1

Another oldie. A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a cat. The landlord asks what they want to drink. “a pint for me and what would you like?” he asks the animals. “ a pint for me too please “ says the ostrich. “ I’ll have a large whisky but I’m not paying for it “ says the cat. This exact scenario goes on for three nights. Intrigued the landlord asks what this is all about. “ well, “ says the man, “ I rubbed a lamp I found in the loft and a genie appeared and gave me a wish and I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy.

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