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Following Richard Branson’s call on the Government for financial aid to keep Virgin Atlantic in business during the coronavirus crisis, a worried nation is demanding reassurance that the Government will step in and that Mr Branson’s vast personal wealth will not be impacted in any way whatsoever. “I understand that Mr Branson has asked his entire workforce to take eight weeks unpaid leave,” said Simon Williams, a plumber who has enough savings to look after his family for about six weeks without working. “That’s good. That’s right. I mean, I think his staff should be pulling together to help him. Otherwise, he might have to dip into his £3.8 billion fortune, and nobody wants to see him have to do that. “That would be awful.”

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hadoken Universally Krap (I'll get my coat)

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hadoken Hilarious, but why go through the trouble of making a picture of it when just writing it would have done the trick?

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