Will you be my Valentine, And let me have some fun, A cheeky bit of finger pie, Or a sausage up the bum. I promise I won't tell a soul, Or repeat a word that's said, Anything that's done tonight, Can stay inside your head. We've known each other for many years, We've worn each others clothes, We've kissed and hugged and got aroused, So neither of us froze. You know the time is right for us, We really are complete, The excitement turns me on so much, Every time we meet. You really are so beautiful, You look just like your mother, I really hope you love me too, From William, your brother.
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dogsbody14 Someone's worried....aren't they Gareth? But,don't worry, we've already done the investigation for you, and we already know 😉
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risco …aye, that was all over social media last year, just as it is this…. ….& why have you ‘😆’ ya own content you utterly sad tosser?
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dogsbody14 Come on Gareth, hit us with another masterpiece of mirth! Your public are awaiting another witty and satirical bundle of joy and mirth to entertain us....
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dogsbody14 We know the truth Gareth, it's been proven beyond any reasonable doubt, SO for the record, again , it's up to YOU to prove that the various alts aren't you! The longer you leave it,the more proof we have?
2 hours ago - View Post
dogsbody14 'Hard drive' interesting that you should mention that Gareth....6am Knock Knock? BTW....That does constitute a threat,however hard you try to deny it....Interesting to see how many threats you have made over the years? Tut Tut!!
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dogsbody14 Our residential comedy genius hits new heights of satire and originality with this absolute gem! Completely written with no jealously or bitterness, just pure,unfiltered humour, guaranteed to entertain the whole family, plus,you will be telling this wonderful joke to all your friends for months to come! Well done Gareth, 10/10
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