Will you be my Valentine, And let me have some fun, A cheeky bit of finger pie, Or a sausage up the bum. I promise I won't tell a soul, Or repeat a word that's said, Anything that's done tonight, Can stay inside your head. We've known each other for many years, We've worn each others clothes, We've kissed and hugged and got aroused, So neither of us froze. You know the time is right for us, We really are complete, The excitement turns me on so much, Every time we meet. You really are so beautiful, You look just like your mother, I really hope you love me too, From William, your brother.
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lennyscrevasse Sounds like this Gareth is a right wrong'un - but tell me, does he violate dogs for dinner money and upvotes his own comments cos he's banned from posting like that sad little incel twat Dograpist69 ?
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dogsbody14 "Gareth the ginger peado, had a very shiny knob.....Everytime he saw a schoolboy, it would throb and throb....." Alright Gareth?
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lennyscrevasse I thought it was him at first. I was distracted by doing the Eiffel Tower with a tramp on Jackbumtits' mum when I heard the news
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