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unclebilly

7 years ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 14

Here's an old one. Going fishing with my mate Dave and he has just come back from his Honeymoon. So i said " Well Dave, did you give the Missus a Fuckin' good seeing to on the first night"? "No" he replied " She has Gonorrhea, blue waffle the lot". So i said "Well, did you flip her over and bash in her backdoors"? "No," he replied " She has servere piles and a mesh to hold her prolaspe up." I said "For fucksake, did you get a blowjob". "No." he replied "She has Gigivitus and her lips are covered in coldsores." "What about a wank" i asked. "No chance of that" he replied " She has Leprosy, all of her fingers have fallen off"' "You must of sucked her tits"? i asked and he said "No, she has breast Cancer and has puss dripping out of her nipples." I said " For fucksake Dave, why did you marry her"? And has he was baiting his hook he said. "For the Maggots".

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