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I took the wife to Paris for a romatic weekend. We were near the Moulin Rouge when she decided she needed a piss, so I sent her down to the Metro while I stood admiring the skirt. A prostitute came along and asked if I fancied some action. So I asked "How much?" She said, "300 Euros", I made a counter offer of 100 Euros. "Fuck off", she said, You won't find anything decent for that price and then walked off. The wife duly came up from the toilet and we carried on arm-in-arm enjoying the sights. A couple of corners later the prostitute spotted us and shouted, "I told you you wouldn't get anything fucking decent for 100 Euros!".
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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.
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scorpiox666 And I seem to be posting under someone else's username. I am definitely not Scorpiox666....
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