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A huge flying saucer lands at a petrol station in the middle of nowhere. The alien gets out and asks the attendant to "fill her up with unleaded". The attendant starts to fill it up but when it gets to £300 he gets a bit concerned and says "I hope you can pay for this " The alien says "don't worry I can cover it". After several more assurances that the alien can pay eventually all the pumps are empty and the bill is £20,000 they go inside to settle up and the alien says " have you got change for a bleem?"

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