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scrote

7 years ago-Other-Sickipedia Down-Post Rating : 14

What's the definition of progress? Well from a Sickipedia point of view, on Saturday night at 21.50...….38 posts, 4 duplicates,3 pages, top post scores 16, only 3 posts score double figures, by the bottom of page 1 you are on 2 votes, a small handful of die-hards doing their best, not a lot to laugh at if I'm being honest and I accept that I am not adding much value other than pointing this out. I am the first to admit that I cant live with the sharp witted fuckers but where have they all gone? This will be removed almost within seconds of me posting it so you have more chance of meeting Salman Rushdie at Finsbury Park mosque than reading this. We're doomed.

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dogsbody14 @lennywankstain + scorpiox666....Why don't you two become a double act? Your humour is imaginative, well thought through and edgy! We are humbled by the shadows of comedy gods here! Awesome work guys! Keep it up! 🤣🤣

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