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burgerz

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Cannibalism-Post Rating : -1

Times are tough and money is tighter than a feminists fanny so to save money, I started sourcing meat from sources other than the supermarket. As I was sat down to lunch, my miserable wife called me a sick bastard. "What's wrong with eating road kill?" I replied. "Road kill?! Road kill?" She screamed, "You've just ran over my mum and now you're fucking eating her!"

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