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3 inmates in an American prison were discussing their sentences. 2 of them were white men, 1 black. The first white man says: "I'm in here 5 years, for robbery. If it had been armed robbery, I'd have got 10 years." The second white man says: "Well, I'm in here 10 years, for manslaughter. If my lawyer hadn't managed to reduce the charge from actual murder, I'd have got 15 years." The black man then says: "I was sentenced to 15 years for riding my bicycle with the light off. I'd have got 20 years, if had actually been dark at the time..."
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dogsbody14 Well said lennywankstain.....That's exactly what people think of your childish crap!
3 hours ago - View Post
jackbuntis ….well he certainly wouldn’t have died laughing at your embarrassing reworking of a decades old Chuckle Brothers “joke”, you fuckin’ sad infantile loser.
4 hours ago - View Post
sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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