Paddy, Murphy and Mick are walking down the street absolutely skint and wondering where their next few quid is gonna come from... when they see a sign on a door that says "Spend just 10 minutes in this room with one million flies and get paid £500"...One person at a time... So all 3 decide to have a go and its Mick that goes in first, he comes out after 2 minutes "Fuck that" he says.... Then Murphy goes in and comes out after 5 minutes "That's the worst feckin thing I've ever done, no cunt will do that" says Murphy... Then Paddy goes in, spends the whole ten minutes in the room "No feckin sweat boys"... Mick and Murphy can't believe it "Paddy how'd you do that?" they said.. Paddy replies "Simple! I just shit in one corner and sat in the other!"
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nausicaa 💯 👍🏻👍🏻 …quite agree, this once black & grey site full of edgy material now resembles something like a poofters colourful paradise presenting Basil Brush content. Mods can’t even whore themselves out properly…. Making an arse of themselves with gems & with a pathetic attempt at monetisation… fkn tossers.
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