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simzter

7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Children In Need-Post Rating : 16

Decided after a long while to register. I’ve been a long time user (I remember the old site). I always log on and have a read and was put off by the trolls. They now seem to be a minority, and good folks comments (notably Weaverdog) and their bonafide rib-ticklers are what make this site. I’ve decided to come out of the woodwork (not like a puff does from his wardrobe) and contribute. My jokes will be shit - but I can offer comments. It’s clear that this a community and the only way it will improve is if we all do our bit. If you log on to the site when you’re taking a shit at work, and aren’t a cunt - register and say something pleasant :)

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Florida has passed a new law allowing juries to apply the death penalty for those convicted of raping children under the age of 12. In other news, Mar-a-Lago has been put up for sale.

niggerfarage

8 hours ago

Why did the Iranian protester steal the embassy flag in London? Turns out freedom of speech hits different when the worst outcome is handcuffs instead of a funeral.

rory

9 hours ago

Since his last encounter with Sascha Riley, ol' Diaper Don hasn't been so keen on pegging.

niggerfarage

9 hours ago

Andrew's life in exile in his 'poky' new home, no space for staff or a proper garage. How will he cope without a scullery?

ponga

10 hours ago

I shat myself last night. I was having a beer in an airport bar when a paki rushed in screaming "allah, allah, allah, allah, allah......., alava coke and bag of nuts please. Stuttering Bastard!!!!

aloofloofah

11 hours ago

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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sickipaedo You're NOT American...No-one is on here! It's made up bullshit by wankstain to try to get some sad fuck investors!

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 52.20

rory

Rank : 2 | Score : 25.90

redneon

Rank : 3 | Score : 24.50

ponga

Rank : 4 | Score : 24.40

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 23.54

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