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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Beastiality-Post Rating : 3

So I went to the Zoo at the weekend, just out of boredom, went to the Gorilla enclosure and seen they only had one female Gorilla in there, and she seemed a bit lonely...I asked the Zookeeper what the deal was and he said “They’re just too expensive, we can’t afford to get anymore” I thought how sad that was but then he said “But look, we want more in there to keep her company so, how about this? For two and half grand, you get in there with her, give her a shag, get her up the pole and boom, we’ll have another Gorilla in there to keep her company”, I laughed it off obviously and walked away but it stuck in my mind, so I caught up with the zookeeper a bit later and said “Alright, listen, I thought about it and...I’ll do it but I have 3 conditions! One, I’m not kissing the fucking thing! Two, No one, and I mean fucking NO ONE can find out about it! And three, I’ll need about a month to raise the two and half grand!!”