So I went to the Zoo at the weekend, just out of boredom, went to the Gorilla enclosure and seen they only had one female Gorilla in there, and she seemed a bit lonely...I asked the Zookeeper what the deal was and he said “They’re just too expensive, we can’t afford to get anymore” I thought how sad that was but then he said “But look, we want more in there to keep her company so, how about this? For two and half grand, you get in there with her, give her a shag, get her up the pole and boom, we’ll have another Gorilla in there to keep her company”, I laughed it off obviously and walked away but it stuck in my mind, so I caught up with the zookeeper a bit later and said “Alright, listen, I thought about it and...I’ll do it but I have 3 conditions! One, I’m not kissing the fucking thing! Two, No one, and I mean fucking NO ONE can find out about it! And three, I’ll need about a month to raise the two and half grand!!”
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scorpiox666 Someones's taking advantage of the fault in the website that shows the wrong names - I didn't write that
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scorpiox666 …..I dedicate this childish infantile meme to my special little pre pubescent boyfriends 😉
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scorpiox666 Jesus fuckin’ Christ your sad unfunny memes are becoming more bewilderingly boring with each post you cunt…. ….why not give us all a right good festive laugh by fuckin’ off somewhere & topping yasel eh?
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scorpiox666 …yes, for the record, I lift old memes which we’ve all seen at least a thousand times that have been doing the rounds on FB et al and post them on here because I am void of creativity, imagination & humour.
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