Got a job at a mortuary once. This scrawny little Asian runt, with glasses and a big old beard got put with me to help. One day this little fucker says, ‘that young girl in fridge 4 has a prawn in her fanny’ So I had a look and said, ‘you stupid cunt, that’s a clitoris’ So he says, ‘well, it tasted like prawn’
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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