I was pissed and disorderly the other night, with a beer stained scruffy fiver left in my pocket, and was approached by a drunk rough old tart looking for some business. I said I only had a fiver and she said i could lick her fanny for that, so fuck it I’ll have a go, any port in a storm etc. So I was down there sniffing and chewing and I got a mouthful of cabbage and sprouts. I gagged, and said ‘what the fuck is this crap up your fanny?’, as you would. ‘Ohhh’, she said, ‘it’s so nice carry on don’t stop.’ So a bit more gnawing down there, and I got a chewed up lump of brisket fat and some fucking peas stuck in my teeth. ‘Fuck’, I said, ‘I’m going to puke’ She said, ‘that’s what the last bloke said’
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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