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A scuba diver went missing off rocks, presumed drowned, and a team of police divers spent two days trying to locate the body. Three policemen arrived at his wife's house late in the afternoon and the spokesman told her, "We've got some good news, some very good news, and some very very good news." "The good news is that we located your husband's body trapped under a shelf of rocks about 20 metres off the shore." "Well thank goodness you found him" responded the distraught wife. "What is the very good news?" "Well -" said the spokesman handing her a sack, "the very good news is that when we attached a rope to your husband and pulled him to the surface - we found there were a large number of good-sized lobsters clinging to his wetsuit. And this is your share!" "Oh - " gasped the wife taking the sack. "And what is the very very good news?" "We're pulling him up again tomorrow morning at low tide - so if you'd like to bring the sack down and meet us on the rocks we could probably fill it up again!"
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