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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic

A scuba diver went missing off rocks, presumed drowned, and a team of police divers spent two days trying to locate the body. Three policemen arrived at his wife's house late in the afternoon and the spokesman told her, "We've got some good news, some very good news, and some very very good news." "The good news is that we located your husband's body trapped under a shelf of rocks about 20 metres off the shore." "Well thank goodness you found him" responded the distraught wife. "What is the very good news?" "Well -" said the spokesman handing her a sack, "the very good news is that when we attached a rope to your husband and pulled him to the surface - we found there were a large number of good-sized lobsters clinging to his wetsuit. And this is your share!" "Oh - " gasped the wife taking the sack. "And what is the very very good news?" "We're pulling him up again tomorrow morning at low tide - so if you'd like to bring the sack down and meet us on the rocks we could probably fill it up again!"

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Meme below is older than the fkn internet ffs. 👇

jackbuntis

an hour ago

'Kevin the carrot was out of lennys arse,and jammed up jimmysammy..Oh! What a blast.....With no reason,or shame,he found himself up wasp....who was to blame? To his amazement and absolute glee,they were the same person, was he now free?' (To be continued)

dogsbody14

3 hours ago

Do the shower of shite who run this complete fucking cesspit of a site actually test their updates? Fuck all works. Looks like a few of the same retards are the only ones who bother to keep posting the same monotonous shite and arguing their insignificant political views. Fuck off, you complete fucking tools.

cliffrichard

5 hours ago

My gay son delivered the eulogy for his grand-uncle, veteran of WWII and deceded at the age of 101... "He always had a roll of coins in his pocket, waiting for me to reach in there and find them"....... the little faggot continued, "He fought to make this country safe for the woke; if he wanted his junk felt up by a little gay boy like me, than by golly he was going to get it."

wasp

7 hours ago

'Kevin the carrot thought Christmas was a blast....Until he found himself rammed up lennys arse' New advert coming soon...

dogsbody14

7 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.

1 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Hello! Are you the one they call cuntbag

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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.

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dogsbody14 Leave it son.

3 hours ago - View Post

cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite

4 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.

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