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dungfunnel

7 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 0

I once knew this bloke before he died And i don't think this bloke ever lied Cause he had a wife with a fanny so wide She was never fucking satisfied. So he made her a prick out of shining steel Two brass balls & a great big wheel The brass balls he filled them with cream And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam Round & round went the great big wheel In & out went the prick of steel Until she cried " Enough, i'm fucking satisfied". But now we come to the horrible bit There was no way on earth of stopping it Her arsehole to her fanny was split And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.

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