A husband and wife were building up to making love. Suddenly the dog interrupted them and ate their condom. Horrified, the husband called the local vet for advice. "I'm sorry to bother you so late," said the man, "but our dog has just eaten a condom. Can you help please?". The vet replies, "Well this is unusual. I think I better come out to see you. Meanwhile, keep the dog still, and make sure it doesn't wag it's tail." The grateful husband gives the vet their address and they end the call. A few minutes later, the vet's telephone rings again. "Hi there, it's the chap from earlier with the dog who swallowed our condom. I'm pleased to say it's a false alarm. We've found another one in the drawer."
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lennyscrevasse Look at jackbumfun onto this like a flash. You got nothing better to do have you you electronically tagged fucking melt
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ernstarsefingerer @bombaclaat, take no notice of the site owner/mod behind the @lennywankstain alt, he still hasn’t figured out that a few of us have a live group chat on the go about this embarrassing shitshow of a page…. …Remember mate, “Lenny” & Co own & operate the only dial up site left on the internet, which updates itself a laughable 4-times a fuckin’ hour! ….I mean how, in this digital day ‘n’ age is that even possible ffs? ….The people running this car crash are way out of their depth, lack the necessary basic talent & knowhow to iron out the bugs & glitches, and have resorted to posting Basil Brush content under various alts to try & prop the sorry shitshow up…. ….Fuckin’ tossers.
41 min ago - View Post
jackbuntis …aye, I’d say ye better ask Bernard Manning who wrote that c50yrs ago…. …but sadly he’s long since dead, as should you be ya unoriginal, unfunny boring tosser.
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bomboclaat Just end it. It's the site admin who have fucked this site up and just vanished, and left it to drown. They don't even deserve anyone commenting on here.
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lennyscrevasse All the decent posters have long since gone. It's only a.nandful left and the incel trolls. Dograpist, jackbumskids etc are the same person, aka Roycrooperscunt & jonnopox from back in the day. You're right bombs, it's getting tedious and I'm tempted just to block the bastards
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