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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-General-Post Rating : 0

A husband and wife were building up to making love. Suddenly the dog interrupted them and ate their condom. Horrified, the husband called the local vet for advice. "I'm sorry to bother you so late," said the man, "but our dog has just eaten a condom. Can you help please?". The vet replies, "Well this is unusual. I think I better come out to see you. Meanwhile, keep the dog still, and make sure it doesn't wag it's tail." The grateful husband gives the vet their address and they end the call. A few minutes later, the vet's telephone rings again. "Hi there, it's the chap from earlier with the dog who swallowed our condom. I'm pleased to say it's a false alarm. We've found another one in the drawer."