A husband and wife were building up to making love. Suddenly the dog interrupted them and ate their condom. Horrified, the husband called the local vet for advice. "I'm sorry to bother you so late," said the man, "but our dog has just eaten a condom. Can you help please?". The vet replies, "Well this is unusual. I think I better come out to see you. Meanwhile, keep the dog still, and make sure it doesn't wag it's tail." The grateful husband gives the vet their address and they end the call. A few minutes later, the vet's telephone rings again. "Hi there, it's the chap from earlier with the dog who swallowed our condom. I'm pleased to say it's a false alarm. We've found another one in the drawer."
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lennyscrevasse Look at this, 10 and then another 5. I think it's time to investigate who's really got multiple accounts on here
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lennyscrevasse Why the hell should anyone care about the opinion dograpist? Not like you post anything yourself. All you do is chirp away behind your keyboard trolling users and fantasizing about dogs. You're the worse type of incel as well. You can dish it out but can't take it. Just jog on
5 hours ago - View Post
lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits, again show me some proof of me using other accounts / alter egos. I suspect the old bill gave up when they realised they were dealing with a sad lonely incel turd. Watch thru don't get hold of your hard drive you fucking creep
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lennyscrevasse I'm not threatening you dogfucker. Come and call me a nonce to my face, that's all
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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB
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