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I went into Macdonalds yesterday and was served by a Muslim woman wearing a Burka, it was all badly creased and full of stains and she also whiffed a bit. So I walked out and went into Burger King down the road and again to my surprise was served by a Muslim woman in a Burka, but this time it was clean and neatly pressed and she looked quite tidy, so I ordered and then ate my meal. So on reflection I can safely say that Burger King Burkas are better than Macdonalds Sorry chaps, send a taxi.
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dazkapital Jesus fuckin’ Christ, ‘bout as humorous as listening to paint dry, ya sad unfunny cunt.
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