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40,000+ residents & retail staff board up homes & shops and fuckk off out of it. Thousands of people unable to flee stock up & barricade themselves in for the duration. Pubs, clubs & eateries forced to close. 9,000+ cops wearing obligatory stab vests. Around 3,500 armed officers deployed. Approx 1000 pavement walk through gun/knife scanners. Ebay & Amazon sales of carbon fibre knives undetectable by scanners reach their annual peak. Muggings & street robberies hit yearly high. 100's of road & street anti terror vehicle bollards sited. Paramedics, Police & Stewards issued with acid-attack first aid kits. England's harmonious culturally enriched utopian shithole putting on it's world famous African celebration of AIDS, STD's, Rapes, Stabbins, dysentery & violent thuggery. It's no Edinburgh Fringe, but hey..... ....it's part & parcel innit.
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lennyscrevasse Dogfucker, you should go to bed at a normal time. I know you love your dark web stuff and going out in the dark to molest stray dogs, but you'll be so much happier with a good night's sleep after your canine raping
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