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"Come on Dave, we've got to go out now". .... "Dave come on, you've been watching football all weekend long. We've got to go out now". "Shut your noise woman" I said, as I turned up the volume on the TV and cracked open my 5th beer of the day. "We're supposed to be there at 3 o'clock. I booked us in for that time. We're going to be late" she proclaimed. What did I bloody tell you, SHUT UP!" I shouted. "No, I won't shut up Dave. All you do is sit around drinking beer and watching TV all day. You never do anything for me anymore, and you never show me any attention. You're going to lose me soon". "Good" I said sarcastically. "You do my fucking head in!". "Dave, don't you care about me anymore" she said, with tears in her eyes. "No, I don't fucking care!" I snapped. "Just let me watch my fucking football woman". "Right, it looks like I'm going on my own then" she said with a tear in her eye. "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!" I screamed at her. "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING MATCH, GET THE FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!" The stupid bitch burst into tears and hurried out of the door. Finally a bit of peace and quiet, for a few hours at least... until the fat fucking cow gets back from her Chemo appointment.