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potter2345

6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor-Post Rating : 5

I went to the doctors yesterday, i asked the guy next to me what he was here for. He said "im constipated i havent had a shit in 2 days and now i cant seem to piss" i replied "my bowel movements are like clockwork, every morning at 7 i piss and shit without any trouble" The man asked "what are you here for then" I replied "i dont wake up untill 8"

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madman ……’bout as funny as getting stabbed by a nigger ya cunt.

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madman …’bout as funny as getting stabbed by a nigger, ya cunt.

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