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Hopalong Happychopper walks into the saloon and the bartender says "Howdy stranger, ain't seen you in these parts, so you must be here to watch the hanging". Hopalong looks the bartender menacely in the eyes and replies. "Nope,but seeing we're talking who are you hanging"? The bartender says " Well ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown paper Rattler mighty high even the angels are gonna hear his neck break". Hopalong asks " Why they call him Brown paper Rattler"? The bartender says "Why old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks". Hopalong then asks "So why you hanging him"? and the bartender replies. "For rustling". Yeehaw older than the gold in them there mines...don't make me come back now Ye hear.
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