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6 years ago-Other-Drinking-Post Rating : 30

Mother and young girl sat in a park. The mother seems unhappy and distant (her marriage is slowly failing) the girl starts asking questions. “Mummy do you love daddy ?” No answer “Mummy does daddy love you ?” Again no answer. “Mummy, daddy says you are an alcoholic, what is an alcoholic ?” At this the mother decides to answer the questions. “Darling, you see those two ducks over there, an alcoholic would see four” “But Mummy, there is only one duck there !”

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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.

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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!

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dogsbody14 And we're back on 'Cringe'! Grow up you idiot!

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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?

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