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pervis2k

6 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 0

I love the Pizza Hut buffet: First, you have to go and find your own glass. Then you go and make your own drink. Next you have to find your own plate. And then go and pick up your own food. Then, when you finally get to pay you are asked by the card machine if you want to pay a tip to the waitress who has done fuck all for the whole time you were there. Brilliant.

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