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RELIGIOUS SHIT Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit. Atheism: No shit. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.
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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.
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