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A man that has half a big orange as his head walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why’s half your head a big orange mate?” To which he replies “Well it’s a long story but I’ll tell you anyway... I went down to my cellar at home and noticed this old antique lamp. So I rubbed it and this genie popped out and granted me three wishes. So for my first wish I asked for an unlimited supply of money and instantly my wish was granted. I ran to the bank to check my account and sure enough I now had unlimited funds. For my second wish I asked for the world’s most beautiful woman to be my wife and for her to be madly in love with me. Within a second the most gorgeous woman I’d ever seen was at my side. And for my third wish I asked for half my head to be a big orange”.

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