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Klopp summoned to America. Why was ownership still getting nasty letters? “Well, we haven’t won the League in 30 years and even though we won a lot of games the locals are upset.” Surely winning the Champions League, that’s all of Europe, that’s better isn’t it? “Well, for some, no.” How can this be? “Um, er, um, .., how to get it across... OK, look: suppose you shoot up a school. You kill a bunch of teachers, and. a couple of cops who responded, but you got there at 4 o’clock so all the kids had gone home.”
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