I was well pissed last night i shouldn't have drove my car,I was speeding and i hit two black men on a zebra crossing. One of them was flung in the air and landed twenty five yards away, the other cheeky fucker came through my windscreen and sat next to me! Thank fuck my uncle Dave was the only police officer on duty and first on the scene. "Don't worry lad" he said "I'll do that black fucker up the road for leaving the scene of the accident and the other black bastard for breaking and entering" Love my Uncle Dave hic!
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