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hadoken

5 hours ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : -10

As I woke up in the middle of the night, I screamed as I saw what I thought was a zombie approaching in the dark. Nope - it was just my wife returning from the toilet.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Collective nouns - a few examples. Dogs: A pack of dogs. Crows: A murder of crows. Sheep: A flock of sheep. Reform supporters: A shower of cunts.

niggerfarage

1 hours ago

Women are stronger than man. They can be self-sufficient when it comes to being unhappy, whilst men need a woman for that. ~Herman Finkers

hetpaard

3 hours ago

As I woke up in the middle of the night, I screamed as I saw what I thought was a zombie approaching in the dark. Nope - it was just my wife returning from the toilet.

hadoken

5 hours ago

My friend was going on a date and asked me for recommendations for places to eat out. I said well your choices are either the vagina or the asshole, I'd go for whichever smells better once you get down there.

90pcrecycledmaterial

6 hours ago

A jewish man enters a synagogue and starts praying, "God please help me, I'm in terrible debt, please let me win the lottery, so I can clear everything and stop worrying." Saturday comes and nothing. The following week he returns and prays, "God, my troubles are getting worse, my creditors are chasing me and I am so worried, please let me win the lottery this weekend." Again Saturday comes and nothing. The next week he's back again, "God, I'm desparate now, they're threatening my family, if I don't win the lottery this weekend, I fear one of them will die." A booming voice then comes down from above, "Solly, I'm trying to help, but could you at least meet me half way and BUY A FUCKING TICKET." (Credit- The late great Bernard Manning)

mp47

8 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

90pcrecycledmaterial A majority of cunts tyvm

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lennyscrevasse Pipe down dog rapist

39 min ago - View Post

risco @scorpiox666 ….coward, don’t be such a fuckin’ liar ya cunt.

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Leftie peado supporting migrant cock sucker

an hour ago - View Post

risco …you’re about as funny as a cancer suffering infant, ya mind numbingly dire cunt… …it’s because of the miserable shit you post that this site is going down the shitter you loser.

1 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 I, Scopiox666, didn't write the, 'Come on mate' comment - There is a fault with the site changeing names !

2 hours ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

dogsbody14

Rank : 1 | Score : 482.70

jackbuntis

Rank : 2 | Score : 381.70

risco

Rank : 3 | Score : 171.90

jimmysammy

Rank : 4 | Score : 169.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 5 | Score : 134.70