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Some years ago my wife was on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and I got a call from Chris Tarrant saying "Your wife is going for £500,000 and you as the lifeline can help get her there"... My wife started, "In the Bible, who was the husband of Queen Esther ?"; I instantly responded, "Ahasuerus"..... Just before the fat thick bitch lost almost everything she said to me on the phone, "No, it can't be that one, I definitely don't think she was married to a dinosaur."
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jackbuntis …they’re prob just finishing a bag of brown before suckin’ each other off.
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jackbuntis …aye, but how about trying to cook up something funny, ya fkn wanker.
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