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2 hours ago-Crime-Robbery

My grandad couldn't afford his TV Licence so they took him to court. So he went to court and pled guilty, told the Judge to stick the Licence fee up his arse and tried to fight and bailiffs. After that, the Judge had no choice but to give him a custodial sentence. "Why did you do it, Grandad?" I asked. "You know why, I couldn't afford a TV licence and you know I like to watch it. Now I can watch it for free".

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My grandad couldn't afford his TV Licence so they took him to court. So he went to court and pled guilty, told the Judge to stick the Licence fee up his arse and tried to fight and bailiffs. After that, the Judge had no choice but to give him a custodial sentence. "Why did you do it, Grandad?" I asked. "You know why, I couldn't afford a TV licence and you know I like to watch it. Now I can watch it for free".

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