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zinger549

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 22

Essex Police want to interview a man wearing stockings, suspenders and high heels. The Chief Constable has said they must wear their normal uniforms.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 37

I made a gay steak and ale pie the other day. It's like a normal steak and ale pie but you use poof pastry.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 3

I got a season ticket for my local football club. I smelt of garlic and herbs. Turns out I bought a seasoned Ticket.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 17

I here Quinten Crisp has got a job as a courier. He's working for Deliveroooooooh

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 27

Mr Broom you're 45 minutes late. Sorry I overswept this morning.

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4 years ago-Sports-Gym-Post Rating : 12

Due to Covid there are new rules at Gyms. You can no longer join and then just not turn up. You have to book a slot to avoid overcrowding and then not turn up to that. (Nod to Private Eye)

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4 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 6

Can we stop with all the Wasps Wife and Ooooooh jokes. They're shit. This site used to have a good mix of sick and silly jokes. Now it's full of the same old crap.

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4 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 16

I was in a bar in Düsseldorf and I ordered a dry Martini. The barman gave me 3.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 25

We keep hearing chicken noises and have seen eggs randomly fall to the floor and crack. We think we've got a Poultrygeist in our house.

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2 months ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 14

I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day. Pop Guardiola.

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